"Frank wont be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow. Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah." "I like really big tits. I like really big tits. Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes. I like watchin' gay men fight. I like watchin' gay men fight. Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan. "Hulk rules!" I'm just God's gift to Earth. I'm just God's gift to Earth. Walkin' in a strut 'cross the side of the bar, drivin' a chevy truck. You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up eat and live and breath dregs- I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. I've been tryin' to be a man. I'm just tryin' to be a man. Drink from dawn to night, lookin’ for a fight, makes everything alright. I like really big tits. I like really big tits I think I’ll look up to all the girls, a slut might just beat me up. You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, even though I’ve got three ???- I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, eat and live and breath dregs- I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. We'll shiiiit."