Intro:
Arabian voice:doctor, doctor, I need help doctor
Nurse:sit down and wait your turn
Xzibit: sit your ass down

Saafir:
You have, scars in your mask like seal
That aint for real
Well have to fix that, yo nigga sit back

Xzibit:
Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just dont feel
Same style and delivery
Might as well have his grill
Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered get you style enhanced
Its like...

Saafir:
This, mask right will lift your grill
Itll put height in your mack
Dont take to much off
If you want a nose like michael jackson

Xzibit:
If you want it done right, nigga come see this
Maybe even send your bitch
We can fix them tits
From a c cup to a double d cup
Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah

Saafir:
I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial
Need a facial Ill change the skin tone in the inner racial
After Im done, you might have a little pouch tone
Nothin my scaple cant fix
What kind of face you want

Singing voice:
I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:
Itll cost you

Singing voice:
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named saafir!

Saafir:
Thats inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, Ill save your face like dope and make it right
Casue being fake aint tight
You need plastic surgury

Hook:
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(it seems you need plastic surgury)x5

Xzibit:
Im located, at, the bottom of the black list
I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
Feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
And what?
When a nigga place pussy get fucked
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip hop clones

Ras kass:
I date fat girls that weight 215
With low self esteem, cause its easier to get the pussy
Im performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:
Phat mc

Ras kass:
Phat production, motherfuckin facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 rpm of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
Sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
The only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:
This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic
After captain save a hoe, we had the luitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
Niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras kass:
Im like dougie howser md with a desert eagle
Criminal genius
Operation, seperatin them siamese twins hangin beneath them niggas penis
Take it to your face like a skin graph
Rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word? )
You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and richard gere be
Swallowin
Now followin aks vanna to buy you flowers
So you can c (see) I a (aye) e-swift o (oh) u (you) know y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Million man march all the way to december
January, feburary 28th

Saafir:
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick
But Ill split you quick
Like jackie chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but Im a doctor, dont trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I wont slip
On a tile that file and twist ya lips
Like collin powell
Descriptions Im overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin on dental records
Bitin, to god, send your blessings
Ill put your mask on, fast like romidon minks
And bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
A large professor, a mad scientist, with a long line of clients
Bitch! get out of my office
You dont have an appointment or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin when Im insurting these plastic patches
Seems like you need plastic surgury