Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wank or I go mad I take out all my porno mags Number 65, my target, I wank It only takes a few seconds to cum When hangover wanking is so much fun It's still standing so I keep on wanking At the same time my head is aching I gotta go and puke out my guts When I return I'm back in wank-o-rama It feels so good it feels so right My sheets are dirty I have paid the price