Artist: jazzy jeff and the fresh prince

Verse 1:

Heres a little story bout a friday night,
Buckwild, cause yo, thats kind of my style,
Check it,
On the town with a girl named kay-bee,
And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way,
I was straight out illin,
Why do I say so? casue yo, my girl was home chillin,
Fancy resteraunt me and kay frontin,
It was called lay....um, jay...um, somethin,
I was ready to attack her, unh,
Giving the sex look like dracula,
A little bit of soft music playin,
And don perrier, it was on, know what Im sayin,
Every thing was lovely, but then,
What the damn, my girlfriend walked in,
Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread,
Oh Im dead, mayday code red

Verse 2:

My oh my, what am I to do?
Gotta get away, cause my girlfriends coming through,
Um jay, I gotta, um, well, see, theres well, this, um, exscuse me,
To the back with the mucho-quickness,
My girls gonna kill me and leave no witnesses,
Im in the bathroom hiding like a punk,
But theres bars on the windows, I cant jump,
Exit stage left, quickly plan b,
Gotta find a way that my girl wont see me,
Crawling on the floor, Im feeling sick,
Like this some old charlie chaplin flick,
? ? pound and a round a mile-a-minute,
This time I really done did it,
Down on my hands and knees on the floor,
Im looking at the front door,
Ready, set, make the dash,
Her back is turned, maybe I can get past,
I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head,
Code red

Break it on down

Verse 3:

All was perfect, the ship was sailing,
But now its sinking, so yo, Im bailin,
I kept on runnin even though she saw me,
And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me,
I watched a little tv,
Phone started ringing bout 12:23,
I picked it up real slow, and said,
Mmmmm..hello? ,
She wasnt having it, she snapped, went bezerk,
Girl made my head hurt,
I tried to be as cool as I could be,
I said hey, wadnt me,
She wasnt having that melody,
Needless to say, she left me,
Another brother just couldnt control his head, (the other one)
Code red