Wanna kiss you like they do on TV
Wanna fuck you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free
Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
you trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck

Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,
beggin' for the dick and you're even saying please
You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck

Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool
You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck