She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you dont see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think youre gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, lets get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[chorus]
I cant deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that hes a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a its just a testimony
That youre full of bologna, that youre a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[repeat chorus 2x]

You know you want to spangle, but you cant seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you dont see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think youre gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, lets get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension
You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a
Its just a testimony, that youre full of bologna, that youre a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

[repeat chorus 2x]