If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for euws
Been countin' sheep but you're not in bed
Here's whatcha gotta do

Get off the barn
Stay off the farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976 BAAA
That kinda love's a crime
Hey!

Dirty deeds
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds
Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep. x2

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him no

Look at the flock
They're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off that fleece
Give them some peace
Don't be a barnyard man
No!

Dirty deeds
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds
Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep. (Baaa!) x2

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage!
Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds!
Don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds!
Done with sheep!
*incomprehensive battle cry*

Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin'

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Thanks to (anonymous) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 16, 2009