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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot 
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut 
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? 
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed 
They all live on donuts and moose meat 
And they leave the house without packing heat 
Never even bring their guns to the mall 
And you know what else is too funny? 
Their stupid Monopoly money 
Can't take 'em seriously at all 
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export 
They treat curling just like it's a real sport 
They think their silly accent is so cute 
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot 
Sure, they've got their national healthcare 
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air 
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion 
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni 
All over Saskatchewan 
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot 
We'll figure out the temperature in Celsius 
See the map, they're hovering right over us 
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous 
Always hear the same kind of story 
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" 
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? 
It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
So quick, before they see it coming 
Time for a pre-emptive strike

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