I heard Mama late last night
Talkin' to my father
It's time that boy was shippin' out
Come Hell or high water
He smokes and spits and drinks and fights
His friends all look like trouble
Sleeps all day and gone all night
Where's the boy I used to cuddle
Ten good years and then he must
Have gone insane

Your the only hell your mama ever raised
Tried to tell ya but you've
Got to do things your own way
Says you're a good boy and that you
Must be goin'through some phase
You're the only hell Mama ever raised

Susie sneaks out all teh time
Says it's only fair yea
Mama won't let me have no fun
Sometimes I think she's Linda Blair yea
Sixteen years of pristine tears
Then Susie changed her ways

Your the only hell your mama ever raised
Tried to tell ya but you've
Got to do things your own way
Susie was always coy prob'ly just
Goin' through some phase
You're the only hell Mama ever raised
You're the only hell Mama ever raised
Tried to tell ya but you've
Got to do things your own way
Mama says it's just a passing phase
Your the only hell your mama ever raised
Mama ever raised