(cover version of Randy Newman's hit, from 'Shorty' CD1)

Short people got no reason
short people got no reason
short people got no reason to live
they've got little hands, little eyes
they're walking round telling great big lies
they've got little noses, tiny little teeth
they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet and I
don't want no short people
don't want no short people
don't want no short people around here
short people got nobody
short people got nobody
short people got nobody to love
they've got little baby legs, stand so low
got to pick 'em up just to say hello (hello!)
little cars going beep, beep, beep
they've got little voices going peep, peep, peep
grubby little fingers, dirty little minds
they're gonna get you everytime and I
don't want no short people
don't want no short people
don't want no short people around here
in this beautiful world
(short people are just the same as you and I) fault of design
(all men are brothers till the day they die)
it's a wonderful world, it's a wonderful world
yeah, it's a beautiful world
don't want no short people, in this beautiful world
don't want no short people, in this beautiful world
don't want no short people, in this beautiful world
don't want no short people, in this beautiful world