I know a man who rules the world
he wears a beard and I know
he wrote his own bible

he knows a way to make me smile
I give him all my money
and for a while I'm happy

but you're so foolish
to get what you need you have to believe
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Everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be
everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be

we have these fancy "spank me"
parties yeah, it's him and me
we're like one big family

to become a good boy you
must pray, to get to heaven
you must pay but that's okay

you're so foolish
to get what you need you have to believe

Everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be
everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be