(Pappalardi, West, Laing, Rea)

Mississippi Queen - you know what I mean
Mississippi Queen - she taught me everything
Way down around Vicksburg around Lousisiana way
There's a cajun lady called the Mississippi Queen
You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine
While the rest of those dudes where gettin' their kicks
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was gettin mine
Mississippi Queen - if you know what I mean
Mississippi Queen - she taught me everything
This lady she asked me if I would be her man
You know that I told her I'd do what I can
To keep her lookin pretty, buy her dresses that shine
While the the rest of them dudes was makin their bread
Buddy beg your pardon I was losing mine
You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine
While the rest of those dudes where gettin there kicks
Brother beg your pardon I was gettin mine
Ohhhhh Mississippi Queen
Look out, Helter Skelter!
Wouah ha ha ha
"Okay, put it up, let's see what we got"
"Man, that one note is a fucking bitch..."