my blood is really boiling
and I've got fire in my eyes
there is no compromising
once we get outside

the buttons have been pushed
and all systems are go
he's going to pay the price
with all four of his eyes

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I just hit a guy with glasses!!
would you hit a guy with glasses?!!

will someone please explain to me
who made that wacky rule
if you hit a guy with glasses
you won't look very cool

the science club is pissed
and they are after me
they want compensation for the optometry