Bullshitin’ onions gravy
Wild women drive me crazy
Honey the moon is bright tonight
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Won’t your daddy be disgusted
When he sees your cherry’s busted
And footprints on the dashboard upside down
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Who did the pushin’
Left those stains on the cushion
Left those footprints on the dashboard upside down
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You knew she was my daughter,
And you knew you shouldn’t have oughter
So I guess I’m going to have to put you in the ground
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Well I did the pushin’
Left those stains on the cushion
Left those footprints on the dashboard upside down
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Ever since I’ve screwed your daughter
I’ve had trouble passin’ water
So I guess that makes us even all around
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Bullshitin' onions gravy
Wild women drive me crazy
Honey the moon is bright tonight
(clap) (clap) (clap)
Won’t your daddy be disgusted
When he sees your cherry’s busted
Slower…
And footprints on the dashboooaarrrd
Upside… down