He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess
While he's at work, she's an adulteress
[Guitar Bit]
She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac
" " " - she's a nymphomaniac
" " " - a filthy (? Sex factory ?)
It don't hurt, to have a (? Flirt ?)
But she's a (? jezebugger ?)
She's a randy swine who swears
"I don't have clandestine affairs" I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
He's a pratt, we know that - his missus
[Chorus]