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Uncle Vernon
Uncle Vernon
Independent as a
Hog on ice
Hi's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion
For Mr.Weiss

Uncle Biltmore and
Uncle William
Made a
Million during
World War II
But they're tightwads
And they're
Cheap skates
And they'll never
Give a dime to you

Auntie Mame
Has gone
Inside
She lives in
The doorway of an old hotel
And the
Radio's playing opera and
All she ever says
Is go to Hell.

Uncle Violet
Flew as a pilot
He said there
Ain't no pretty
Girls in France
Now he runs a
Tidy little
Bookie joint they say
He never
Keeps it in his pants

Uncle Bill
Will never leave a will
And the tumor is as
Big as an egg
He has a mistress
She's Puerto Rican
And i heard she has
A wooden leg.
Uncle Phil
Can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and
He's almost blind
And we must find out
Where the money is
Get it now
Before he loses his min
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Cemetery Polka Lyrics

Uncle Vernon
Uncle Vernon
Independent as a
Hog on ice
Hi's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion
For Mr.Weiss

Uncle Biltmore and

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Uncle Vernon  
Uncle Vernon  
Independent as a  
Hog on ice  
Hi's a big shot down there  
At the slaughterhouse  
He plays accordion  
For Mr.Weiss  
  
Uncle Biltmore and  
Uncle William  
Made a  
Million during  
World War II  
But they're tightwads  
And they're  
Cheap skates  
And they'll never  
Give a dime to you  
  
Auntie Mame  
Has gone  
Inside  
She lives in  
The doorway of an old hotel  
And the  
Radio's playing opera and  
All she ever says  
Is go to Hell.  
  
Uncle Violet  
Flew as a pilot  
He said there  
Ain't no pretty  
Girls in France  
Now he runs a  
Tidy little  
Bookie joint they say  
He never  
Keeps it in his pants  
  
Uncle Bill  
Will never leave a will  
And the tumor is as  
Big as an egg  
He has a mistress  
She's Puerto Rican  
And i heard she has  
A wooden leg.  
Uncle Phil  
Can't live without his pills  
He has emphysema and  
He's almost blind  
And we must find out  
Where the money is  
Get it now  
Before he loses his min  
Repeat First Verse

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