They call it KFC, cuz it's not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sickened
Did you ever think someones trickin' you...you..you..you?

And the guy in the pulpit
Is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire

Heard any good jokes lately?
Cuz we sure do need em
My punk bands called Operation Iraqi Freedom

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love
Is burning up for me
Cuz one in four american girls has an STD

And you can buy yourself some implants
But you can't buy soul threat level orange

With your chest popped out what are you so afraid about?
With your chest popped out what are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married
And brought the family to its' knees
How did they blow us to smithereens?
Just a couple of queens

How did they do it?
I'm telling you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits it's two young gay Republicans

Young gay Republicans
Young gay Republicans
Young gay Republicans

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.

Oh
Some, some let them murder
Some, some they let go
Some, some let them murder
Some, some they let go

Sincerely, I want to thank everyone for listening
Thank you all
Thank you all





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Thanks to (Justin Skiba) for correcting these lyrics. Nov 26, 2008
Thanks to (anonymous) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 17, 2009