Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace,
I don't remember where
Friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home,
I grab my keys and a beer

Cops they took my licence away,
got my car out of impound today
I've been drunk since last Saturday,
better stay out of my way

I drink and drive
Feel so alive
Never take that dive
Feel so alive
Doing 95
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I drink and drive

Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like its all mine
I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record,
but I can't drive a straight line
Flashing lights, split the night
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig
At least you'll never get me, you fucking pigs!
Designate someone other than me,
Im so drunk I can hardly see
Another shot of Jaeger and I turn the key,
I got so many places to be

When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright