Ask me if I care. I don't today.
Got my reasons, sorry I can't stay.
I've never been so annoyed.
Give me constant flow of sympathy.
Instrumental in my therapy.
I've never been so annoyed.

And I don't have no fun at all
it seems that everyone is here but me and now I'll fall asleep.
Don't wake me up. I'll escort myself out.
Don't get up. Stumble towards the door and slam it shut.

I've never been so annoyed.
One last minute won't mean much to me.
Fifteen more is like eternity.
I've never been so annoyed.

And I don't have no fun at all
it seems that everyone is here but me and now I'll fall asleep.
Don't wake me up.

How many times have I tried to rid this thorn in my side?
Dying with anticipation. No fun, no sleep, I just wanna rest.
Blame it on my antisocialness.
I've never been so annoyed