My team jut lost 4 - 1
feeling bad and feeling glum
to the pub on a Saturday night
30 minutes later and I feel alright

Guinness boys we are here, Oh, Oh,
Love your women and drink their beer

Some say I'm a drunken bum.
Me mother in law she's got some front
but I like a drink its a way of life
It gets me out the house and away from the wife

[Chorus]

Me mates and me are having fun
I look to the clock it's half past one
the wife's gonna kill me and the doors are locked
I've got no money cause I spent the lot