All I need is a catheter and lobotomy
Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free
Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land
Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

I'll have a hysterectomy
And we'll live our lives problem-free
No need to think independently
Your vasectomy will make our world complete

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

We'll talk alike, we'll act alike
We'll never fight
We'll eat the same, dress the same
We are the same

Proverbial monogomy
Ménage à trois - that's not for me
We two are one, it's not for some
But it's all that I need

It's a union made in heaven
Everyone will attend a reception
Consummate with no conception
Our world will be perfection

It's the greatest love song (x7)
It's the greatest, greatest love song