I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
Well .. me an Nukfluckchuckbuck, we both like flubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
(chika shhh... chika shhhh...)
I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
*See the north pole*
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
Like the proclaimers!
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
Like Bob Dylan!
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo

Like Rick Ocasek from the Cars
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
and he used to be mi-i-i-i-ine
Like Oasis
Im the only gay eskimo
(start fighting)
Like Van Morrison
(slurred)
Im the only gay eskimo
I aint seen it coming on a ski.....
Jesus Christs fits in ther somehow as well
and the crack was good
Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo
in my tribe.