Johnny has a dream to make the scene
Where all he has to do is make young girls scream
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
Turning butter into cream

For now, hes an unknown who's content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters
Soon he'll make them see that hes got what it takes
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake

He's got a job at a porno shop where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now
But he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a T.V. screen

Each day he drags a mop
Across the sticky peep show floor
Knowing all the time that there has to be more
Noting all the scenes from his favorite magazines
Starring girls he so adores