She c got my number and she c chasing me so far
Me c out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, is high on believing
Its all surreal
Slip on a t-shirt, me c gotta look so cool
Me biba braces are making me so cruel
She c dinosaur and me c her he-whore
Sleep muriel

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping

She dressed to kill and me c looking so jolly
I know she will cos shes a lady of folly
Shes seventeen, oh ! you know what I mean
Shes a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh ! shell bust her elastic
She c so inviting, me c giving up fighting
Im all in a whirl

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping

A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, youre the inhuman showman
Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more
So gullible !!!!
Me c took ma hand and she said never give up
Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yes
So subtle..

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping