Spongebob and Patrick:
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
Not your normal, average, everyday

Squidward:
Sounds like someone fell my old coral tree
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

Spongebob and Patrick:
The world feels like it's in loverly

Squidward:
Go away before I harm you bodily

Spongebob and Patrick:
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

Spongebob and Patrick:
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow

Spongebob:
Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?

Squidward:
What? Who me? Would you look at the time
I should go!

Plankton:
People seem a little more brotherly

Mr. Krabbs:
Here's a special something to you from me

Spongebob and Patrick:
Even the trash on Christmas smells sweetly
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

Squidward:
What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?

Spongebob and Patrick:
Step outside, we've got something for you to see

Squidward:
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately

Spongebob:
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree

Bikini Bottom Residents:
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be

Patrick:
A star on top will complete all the scenery

Bikini Bottom Residents:
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me