It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a little something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.