When things just aren't going your way
Like a problem hair that you pluck or shave
But shaving got to be such a bore
You deserve so much more
Happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina it will fix your hunchback
Angelina it will help your time pass
Angelina it here's the forecast
Angelina its science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
Its wax estatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
Its wax estatic
When life has lost all its magic
Its wax estatic
When life can't promise the fantastic

Throw all your troubles away
Your nothing that you want to save
In the circus you need nothing more
And all your troubles walk out the door
And it all is just a phone call away

Angelina it will fix your hunchback
Angelina it will help your time pass
Angelina it here's the forecast
Angelina its science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
Its wax estatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
Its wax estatic
When life has lost all its magic
Its wax estatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
Its wax estatic

Ohhhhhhhh
Here's something that is automatic
Its wax estatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
Its wax estatic
When life has lost all its magic
Its wax estatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
Its wax estatic

Wax estatic