Graphite skies of brooklyn calmly drape fourth avenue
Fifteen-year-old gangsters have a honey-dipped or two
In arabic, some patrons shoot the breeze
Jeez, louise

Hungry hameds, baby, count your change
Said the foods a little funky and the atmosphere is mange
Sams upset at hamed and hameds on his feet
Hungry hameds, baby, just three blocks from bergen street

Well, you can have a little cry, baby, you can even beg
Only reason I go back is that you cant screw up an egg
Sometimes they treat you worse when you say please
They forget the ham or cheese

Hungry hameds, baby, count your change
Said the foods a little funky and the atmosphere is mange
Sams upset at hamed and hameds on his feet
Hungry hameds, baby, just three blocks from bergen street

Im beige and funky, like a rubber band
Im a lapis-eyed devil with my pen in hand
It takes flour and chocolate for an angel cake
Say now, hamed, whatcha do with all them donuts that you bake.

My roommates wont go with me, though its only blocks away.
Chandler holds a grudge from about five years ago today.
Some sign about free soda was a scam.
Well, thats chan.

Hungry hameds, baby, count your change
Said the foods a little funky and the atmosphere is mange
Sams upset at hamed and hameds on his feet
Hungry hameds, baby, just three blocks from bergen street.