My babys nice, shes so polite.
She says please? when she ask me
Stay the night
Shes around the house, she love me so.
She pickin up a little bit of my
Rising, rising dough.
Good lordy god, my gosh all mighty,
Her booty fine, and its trimmed so tidy,
Horseradish, mama, just a smidge,
Spend a whole lotta time peekin into
Her big old kitchen fridge.

Gotta love it, its my duty
She gotta big fat funky booty,
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big fat funky booty

Waoh! sweet sugar plum
Im crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb.
Its wonderful, could I get a little more?
cause its about as wide as my big old garage door.
Were in bed and its late at night, she put her
Arms around me and she hold me tight
But I say, no baby, no baby, no,
But I sure could use a bit of your funky booty though.?