Freak accident

How long have you been on hold
Makes you want somebody to hold
Right outside your window , I was dancin
I wore that wig, I wore that dress
Guess I thought youd be impressed
You just rolled your eyes and shut the shade

Wouldnt be the first time
And it wont be the last
I know you love me enough
To tell me when Im acting like an ass

Well just call it a freak accident
All my moneys spent
Cant help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense
Well just call it a freak accident

Screwed up a few things in my life
Maybe even screwed em up twice
Every now and then, somebodys countin

Then again, Im still alive
Somehow managed to survive
That aint nothinworth announcing

My little stumbles
Started out as a child
And Ive got a little steam to blow off
So please excuse me if I seem too wild

Just call it a freak accident
All my moneys spent
Cant help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense
Well just call it a freak accident

Even when Im feelindown
I look in the mirror and see a clown
When I look away, Im always happy

I know youre a misfit too
Thats my favorite part of you
Even at the fair, you cant get lucky

And this time I know Im right
Though I knew it all along
Got to admit its pretty far and few between
To worry about if something should go wrong

Well just call it a freak accident
All my moneys spent
Cant help myself
Daydreaminfreak accident, lack of common sense

Well just call it a freak accident