This little creature
Lives in your wardrobe
Hes seen you fake it
Hes seen you naked
Hes been through your pockets
And sucked out your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like the old times

There
He comes
She swallows

Thats no lover
Thats a vanity thief
Thats no lover
Thats a vanity thief

Seen through your good shoes
Rubbed off your red lips
He sits like a fatman
Curled round your thin hips

He messed up your bed sheets
Sucked up your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like old times

There
He comes
She swallows

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