So Ill admit that it all started as a scam
cos every girl wanted you and a year round tan
We know youre old but youre kind
Youre rich and your heart is dicky
Yes I knew that you wanted me
And he said

Hey love how are you fixed
Well meet at ten past now its quarter to six
Well spend the whole night making love on the sofa
It may sound funny but he wasnt supposed to

And then we both settled down to our favourite meal
Dyou fancy veal parmesan and a case of warm chianti
Pass my bag I picked up that bra you fancied
Yes I knew that you wanted me

Oh we knew it couldnt last
And we should have left it long before
One great year and one for luck
And like all good things you soon wanted more
You were always so polite
I think I loved you

And I said

Hey love Im making it easy on us
Ill leave and a few of our dreams turn to dust
All night making love on your sofa
And it may sound funny but he wasnt supposed to
Summer 92 I remember it clearly
When he choked on the olive in his dry martini
There was dismay from friends he was close to
And it may sound funny but it wasnt supposed to be