[Whispering softly]
When Hackers Collide...
The Iternet will go down...
What will we do without the internet?

[Speaking]
We will have to live a doomed life.

[Speaking with Music (That just started)]
We don't want to live a doomed life with out the Internet!
Raise your hands if you do!!!
Good!
Now, now...let's begin this Tribute

[Singing]
This is a Tribute
A Tribute to the Internet! (The Greatest thing
in the World)
The Greatest thing in the world
It is the best thing in the world...

[Speaking]
It's what we all live for
Yeah...even you

[Singing]
Even You!
Even you!
Oh Yeah
And Me!!!
It is the best
thing in the world
The Best thing in the world

[Speaking]
It's good for the crazy people
The kind that lock themselves in their houses
Most of them grow fat
No Offense if you're one of them

[Singing]
No Offense
Yeah
No No No Offense
Yeah
No No Offense
To You...To You...

[Speaking]
I continue
So no offense
But with the Internet
You get to play Online Games,
play other stuff, start websites
C'mon it is the greatest thing
in the world
Especially for those Fat People that
sit on their Computers all day

[Singing]
The Internet is the Greatest
Thing in the World
The Best Thing in the World
Oh Yeah!
The Best thing in the world...
The BEST!!!

[Speaking]
That's all I have to say
dudes and dudettes or what
ever the heck you are...

[In Background]
The best thing in the world
The Best thing in the world...

[Music Stops, Speaking]
Yep...so hopefully Hackers
will never ever collide!

[In Back Ground with no music]
The best thing in the world
The best thing in the world
The best thing in the world