Ive been hearing stories
Ever since Ive been gone
Heard all about your women
Women, wine and song
Did you think I wouldnt find you out?
Did you think I wouldnt know?
Lets skip the inquisition
Consider this your eviction
Im coming home

Ive been hearing rumors
I gave you the benefit of the doubt
Ever since the day I took you in
I should have kicked you out
Youve been living off my money
And I bet you aint alone
Its been going on too long
I better find you gone
When I get home

Im comin home to quit ya
So dont let that back door hit ya when ya go
Im heading down the interstate
Taking back my real estate
Im coming home
Im coming home

When you said you loved me
I should of known what you meant
I guess you loved me just enough
To let me pay the rent
Since youve been livin off me
Youve been livin high
Now I think its way past time
To leave you high and dry

Lets skip the inquisition
Consider this your eviction
Im coming home

Its been going on too long
I better find you gone when I get home
Im coming home
Im coming home