Dick: Yeoooh man, turn up the bass boy!
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I like it... LOUD!

HP: Allright everybody!
Tie your shoes! Yeah!

HP: From the H to the P
on da mike you will see
The people's champ, that's me

HP: Yeah, skibadee skibadanger
I am the rearranger
Hit them with a raw for sure
Now bun your draw, yeah!

Dick: I was born hardcore
Tough and proud
DJs play the record
Play the record out loud!

HP: Aaah... Skibadee skibadanger
I am the rearranger
Hit them with the raw for sure
Now burn your draw
Never never endavour
The good weather
Or whether we'll be there
Only for your pleasure, yeaaaah!

HP: Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Come on!
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

HP: Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Dick: My Radio, beleive me, I like it... LOUD!

HP: Yeah!
We're the special guest mixologists!
Aaargh...

HP: A ritz bitz for da hitz with da lyrics
With the robotic narcotic in the pocket
The fire rocket, blood socket
I crack whip, yeah!

HP: Elastic to plastic my platinum hit
You git gudda gudda get up with it
Me on the mike!
Be sophisticated
DJs articulated
Me on the mike, yeah!
Here we go!

HP: Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Dick: Are you having a good time tonight?
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

HP: Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Dick: My Radio, beleive me, I like it... LOUD!

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Dick: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
HP: Thank you!