another scary night
(chi-ka)
another spooky fright
(chi-ka)
and you just might be in danger

oh the ghost is here
and it's always a fake
the ghost is here
there's no reason to shake
the ghost is here
oh give us a break
it's fake

another ghoul attack
(chi-ka)
she's breathing down our back
(chi-ka)
so we're making tracks for the exit

oh the ghost is here
it's a crook in a suit
the ghost is here
he's protecting some loot
the ghost is here
oh give him the boot
he's fake

it doesn't matter where we go
we know
a ghost is gonna show and so
we look for the bogus
we look for the scam
and every time the ghost is a sham

we see an eerie light
and if the mood is right
then you just might sight a monster

oh the ghost is here
it's our frightening task
to face our fears
and the creep in the mask
so the ghost is here
there's no reason to ask
he's fake

oh the ghost is here
it's a crook in a suit
the ghost is here
he's protecting some loot
the ghost is here
oh give him the boot
he's fake

we see an eerie light
and if the mood is right
then you just might sight a monster

oh the ghost is here
it's our frightening task
to face our fears
and the creep in the mask
so the ghost is here
there's no reason to ask
he's fake!