Today I sat and smoked myself to cancer
Thinking about the dancer at the bar
Well how was I to know
That this crush would grow and grow
‘Til it became the love eclipsing every star

And yes I know my addictions run the gamut
The smokes, the booze, the drugs, the 24
But you help make the turkey colder
As if I'm not bipolar
Let me list those things about you I adore

Beautiful, you're
Freckled slightly, your laugh's mighty
Express the flexible, not wound up tightly
And that is why
You should rock my world

I knew that you were vegan when I met you
For years, I did undress you from afar
But now you're free to be
An open sore like me
I would like to know just where you hide those scars

'Cause you curve right where you should when you're a lady
But you're slender, sleek and somewhat sleepy eyed
Atypically moaning
And Bono-lyric quoting
Like I'd sell my soul to kneel between your thighs

With starry eyes, you're
Warm-glancing, entrancing
And you're amused by my sick, sad... ranting
And that is why
You should rock my world

I want you...
You're where I want you
In my head
Want you where I want you

With...
Ripe wonder,
I plunder the village just to see that I've become her
And that is why
you should rock my...
That is why
That is why
You should be my girl

But I can't have you
So I watch frozen stars on the way home
I watch frozen stars on the way back home
I watch frozen stars on the way home
Frozen stars on the way back home!