(james achor/eddie nichols/bill ungerman)
Arranged by bill ungerman

Dirty neon lights, the traffics cry
Footsteps echo on the street
The cheap but lovely chicks
And a sawbuck for a trick
And shell work for a bite to eat
So where is all the glamour?
Wheres that lovely starlets kiss?
But out in t.v. land
They dream of tinsel town
But Ill tell you just what theyve missed

Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll
The city where the night runs deep
Seedy bars, cats in lowered cars
Thats hollywood while youre asleep

Well here comes the fog
Or is that smog?
cause man I cant tell anymore
There aint no welcome wagon around this town
Fred and ethel sure the hell aint next door
But way out in the distance
Someone watches the late night show
They dream of being hip on sunset strip
But Ill tell you what they dont know

Dirty neon lights, the traffics cry
Footsteps echo on the street
The cheap but lovely chicks
And a sawbuck for a trick
And shell work for a bite to eat
So where is all the glamour?
Wheres that lovely starlets kiss?
But out in t.v. land
They dream of tinsel town
But Ill tell you just what theyve missed

Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll
The city where the night runs deep
Yeah seedy bars, cats in lowered cars
Thats hollywood while youre asleep