Alright all you swing cats
Lets try something new
Drag your elbows off the bar
Move your can from the old barstool

Theres a place called the ocean
Probably heard about in school
Well, they aint got no martinis there
But man, that waters cool

And guess what my bar clad buddies
They got women down there too
But thats for rope soap romeo
That bum aint got a clue

Just for viewin pleasure
Head down by the pier
Think of all the dough youll save
On whisky, gin and beer

Now the moral of this story
Theres more to life than jazz and bars
So plop your ass down in the sand
And look up at the stars

And if youre feelin homesick
Bring a showgirl or two
Toss em out a volleyball
And hey baby, enjoy the view