Murder By Numbers Lyrics

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Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our famous killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

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Once that you've decided on a killing  
First you make a stone of your heart  
And if you find that your hands are still willing  
Then you can turn a murder into art  
  
There really isn't need for bloodshed  
You just do it with a little more finesse  
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee  
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess  
  
It's murder by numbers one two three  
It's as easy to learn as your ABC  
  
Now if you have a taste for this experience  
And you're flushed with your very first success  
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome  
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less  
  
Because murder is like anything you take to  
It's a habit-forming need for more and more  
You can bump off every member of your family  
And anybody else you find a bore  
  
Because it's murder by numbers one two three  
It's as easy to learn as your ABC  
  
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious  
In history's great dark hall of fame  
All our famous killers were industrious  
At least the ones that we all know by name  
  
But you can reach the top of your profession  
If you become the leader of the land  
For murder is the sport of the elected  
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

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