One, two, three
Shes a real left-winger cause she been down south
And held opossums in her arms, she said
I could tell you stories that could make you cry. what about you?
I said, me too. I could tell you a story that would make you cry.
And she sighed, ahh.

I said, I want to be a singer like lou reed.
I like lou reed, she said, sticking her tongue in my ear.
Lets go, lets sit, lets talk, politics goes so good with beer.
And while were at it, baby, why dont you tell me one of your
Biggest fears?
I said, losing my penis to a whore with disease.
Just kidding, I said. losing my life to a whore with disease.
She said, excuse me, please?
I said, losing my life to a whore with disease.
She said, please.
Well, Im a humble guy with healthy desire
Dont give me no shit because

Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired

I told the tale of a girl but I call her a woman
Shes a little bit older than me
Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, breasts like a cluster of
Grapes
I cant escape her ways she raise me

She make me feel like solomon
Beware your babies even if you have no one
And while were at it baby, why dont you tell me one of your biggest
Fears?
You dont want to sleep after setting my loins on fire
Well, thats okay because

Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
Ive been tired, Ive been tired, Ive been tired
T-i-r-e-d spells it, spells it, spells it, spells it