Why was i the last to know
that you weren't coming to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back, you stupid f***

why was i the last to know

first date, we ate sushi and it went well
i was funny and you said i was a cutey
that's the last thing i heard from you

i left tickets at the door for you
i had to tell my mom that there was no more room
you didn't show, that was so uncool
you coulda called me back

so i guess this means that we're not friends anymore
i heard its me you're asking for
i thought i'd see you at the show
you said you'd go

why was i the last to know
that you weren't coming to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back, you stupid f***

why was i the last to know
why was i the last to know

after the date i wouldn't go home with you
i wouldn't put my hands in the air for you
you tried to get me to do things i just won't do
the last i heard from you

here's how i guess the story goes:
he woulda came if i was a ho
f*** for parts, thats just not how i roll
move it on down the row

so i guess we shouldn't be friends anymore
sick of hearing its me you're asking for
cos i thought i'd see you at the show
you said you'd go

why was i the last to know
that you weren't coming to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back, you stupid f***

why was i the last to know
why was i the last to know

you thought you knew me, i guess you didn't
you thought you had me, i think you didn't
you thought you knew me, i guess you didn't

why was i the last to know
that you weren't coming to my show
you coulda called me up to say good luck
you coulda called me back, you stupid f***

why was i the last to know
why was i the last to know
why was i the last to know

the last to know