(lyrics are written by Roger Waters)

Good morning, Worm your Honour
The Crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.

(Call the schoolmaster!)
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end, your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way I could've
Flayed him into shape
But my hands were tied;
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today!

Crazy; toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken my marbles away...
(Crazy; toys in the attic he is crazy...)

You little shit, you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key!
You should talked to me more often
Than you did, but no!
You had to go your own way, have you
Broken any homes up lately?
"Just five minutes, Worm your Honour; him and me alone."

Baaaaaabe!
Come to mother, baby, let me hold you in my arms!
M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble,
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm your Honour, let me take him home.

Crazy; over the rainbow I am crazy,
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in...
(Crazy; over the rainbow he is crazy...)
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible,
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of
The full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with an urge to defecate!
(Yo, judge, shit on him!)
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!
Tear down the wall!

(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

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Thanks to (Jeff) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 22, 2008