At your funeral
Things will be different
I will feel so good

I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
And a keg, yes!
I can hardly, I can hardly wait

Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"

There were lines I didn't wanna cross
There were times spent sick with regret
Sleepless nights replaying in my head
But then I opened my eyes
To the light of the news
I'm so glad I live to see the day

Hey! At your funeral
Our old friends will be surprised to see me
Smiling again. I'll bring a date
Rolling in the flowers we'll make
Ourselves at home
I can hardly, I can hardly, I can hardly wait

Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"
"Better late then never"