Waking up without you
it's all in my head
I roll over to touch you, and see a horses head
How did I arouse you with Keanu's face?
How well did I endow you at Dirk Diggler's pace?
How do you entice me with Beyonce's face?
And when you slice and dice me
It's like Will and Grace

If I keep doing it my way
And you keep doing it your way
If I keep doing it my way
And you keep doing it your way
If I keep singing it my way
And you keep screaming it your way
We end up taking the highway
So let's try doing it my way and we'll be fine

Go to sleep without me
It's all in your head
Four glasses of nyquil
Well burn up your bed

you keep on doing it your way
you keep on doing it your way
I keep on doing it my way
I keep on doing it my way
You keep on doing it your way
You keep on doing it your way
I keep on doing it my way
I keep on drinking the hard way

How do you despise me in a Michal Bolton way
I guess I won't despise you like Meg Ryan's face
And how I deified you like J Lo's chase
And how you victimized me like R Kelly's face

I keep on doing it my way
I keep on doing it my way
You keep on doing it your way
You keep on doing it your way
If I keep singing it my way
And you keep screaming it your way
We end up taking the highway
So let's try doing it my way and we'll be fine

Watch the credits rolling
Can we be friends or is this the end?