Ahhh the sun beats down
on the tan on my well fed body,
And the fisherman at the end of the pier
will strike a chord of curiosity with their thick lines
Yeah, they've caught something big
And they ask me if "I could lend a hand?"

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I want you to see, what I, what I could not see
and I want you know, what I, what I couldn't know
the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, and she smiling
back at me

she was eight feet long and she weighed four hundred
twenty pounds and I named all her children in hopes that
they would obtain some degree of her perfection and it would
take them all two years to hit the water

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she, she's not coming back
and thats why I sing this song!
the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen

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