They live under rocks,
Crawl out of their holes,
They touch eachother with a ten foot poles,
They're fair of face, and soft of brain,

Everyone I know either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane

They sleep forty winks
They like forty lashes
Whatever they drink they get mile mustaches
I don't ask questions that I can't explain

Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insame

Some of them just give up on life
Some of them don't give a damn
Some of them just don't care anymore
And thats the kind of someone that i'm sometimes am
(but)

Their panting the town
Their cutting up rugs,
They multiply fast like anembas, and bugs
Their too old to learn
And to dumb to train

Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane

Some of them rule the world
Some of them never get a chance
Some of them wear their hearts on their selve
But I wear my heart on the seat of my pants (but)

repeat first verse

Everyone I know is either drunk or insane
Everyone I know is either drunk or insane

then he repeats drunk like 10 times