(Pat Green)

I met John Wayne and Jesus when I was just a kid
They both had on their cowboy hats just like I'd pictured them
I stood up at the front of the class waving my American flag
I said the pledge, sang amber waves of grain

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I sing all the song of America
Danced in the rain in Lafayette
I'm still hanging out with John Wayne and Jesus
And I know that is as good as life can get

I had big time when I was down in Houston
I fell in love and moved out to New Orleans
Well she said so long, now I'm here all alone
She's still got a little bitty piece of me

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Well John Wayne and Jesus moved out to Hollywood
Workin' behind the scenes on MTV
Me I'm right down here in Texas
Cause I know that's where I was always meant to be

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