I want to let you in on a story that I got to tell about good dreamd in heaven not bad dreams in hell started with punk rock and then evolved into hip-hop the party popped off like the fireworks on my block alonzo is the street where I dwell a little white trash and a little bit swell I take you back and take a step down july was the month i was born eight pounds my bad side my sign is leo defraud the hoax with the ruby king of the jungle yet I try to be humble but I shout to let y'all know what I'm about attack your brain fast drop knowledge the I'm out I'm a freak but I got some class I'll bring the fuckin' ruckus and you can bring the grass have a session good times is the lesson the men will cease fire and the girls could stop stressin come on baby doll please jerk me off perverted state of mind baby help me get my nut off come on girly don't know the art of a quicky my balls hang low ans they produce something icky from my dick to your skin hands rub it in I know you love lotion baby that's how I begin sexual fiending in my dreams she was screamin' down on her knees and she's eatin on my semen I've got this problem I don't want to say but to tell you the truth I be doin' it everyday you may think I'm stupid you may think I'm queer but to tell you the truth everybody I think jerking off is better than beer my bad side