He's a confident man
Relaxed and self-assured
But there's one situation
Makes him feel so insecure
When he takes a public leak
He becomes all shy and meek
He just can't let it go
If another guy might be looking below
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
Even in the men's room
There's a pressure to compete
If you can't pee quick enough
They'll think you're beating meat
When takes a public leak
He always has to sneak a peek
Got to see with his own eyes
Does he measure up for size?
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
There's a beefy hunk
Of porno movie fame
Struts his stuff on screen
Without a shred of shame
But in front of that bar trough
His tap just stays turned off
He can't unleash his spray
Until the others have gone away
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy
He's pee shy